Tired of the usual jack-o'-lantern with triangle eyes and a gap-toothed grin? Me, too. Last year, some friends and I experimented with a set of hand-carving tools and some plastic fangs.

But that still wasn't exciting enough. This year it was time to get serious. Because what's more fun than disfiguring a huge squash with power tools?
Some folks make incredible jack-o'-lanterns using a Dremel rotary tool. Since I had one gathering dust in my basement, I figured it was time to try my hand at this odd holiday craft. (Note: I bought my Dremel as a private citizen – I don't have a swish endorsement contract, though it might sound like I do.)
Dremel offers a pumpkin-carving how-to on their website, and there are some good tips here and there on the Interwebs that can help you figure out the process. (Reading either of those tip sheets before starting would have been a good idea, but whatever.)
The one tool you need more than anything is patience.
How to carve a pumpkin with power tools
1. Draw or transfer your pattern to the pumpkin. Dremel suggests printing one of their templates and using spray adhesive to stick it to the pumpkin. I did this, but it was really messy. I'd suggest freehand drawing your design or using a skewer to poke holes along the outline of your design.

2. Cut out the lid. Last year, we discovered that a sabre saw makes a dandy lid cutter. Use a sharp kitchen knife to make the first cut, then insert the blade into the cut. Rev up the motor and off you go. Just remember to clean all the pumpkin goop out of the saw before you put it away. Yeeech.

3. Trace the outline of your design with the Dremel. Once you have all the pumpkin guts cleaned up inside, it's time to get creative outside. Use one of the finer carving heads for this task. I made the mistake of using a thicker one, and it made the end result a bit of a mess (you'll see).


4. Carve to add depth. The black areas on this template represented deeper cuts, and grey areas represented shallower ones. The deeper you cut into the pumpkin flesh, the more light will shine through, adding depth to the design. I got tired of getting splattered with pumpkin shrapnel from the Dremel, so I just cut out the darkest spots around the castle with a knife.


5. Set it aflame. Votive candles or tea lights are great, but there are very cool little battery powered lights out there that don't threaten to burn down your porch if left unattended. Look for them at the dollar store.

The verdict? Hrrm. I think I do a much better job with the old-school knife method, but with a simpler design and a little less fine detail (or perhaps a smaller carving head), I might just starting turning out masterpieces. Next year.
Are you ready to give power-tool pumpkin carving a try this year?