Jazz is all about improvisation. You're given the main musical cues – the tempo, the chord changes, the melodic line – then you spend a nice 5 to 10 minutes noodling around, playing with the theme. You add a few accents here, riff off the chord changes there, and you have a song. It may be unique, but it's still recognizable as the tune you set out to play.
Why all the jazz talk, you ask? Well, my stash-busting hat is not going so well. I set out to make the simple but beautiful Brattleboro Hat from New England Knits, one of my very favourite pattern books of all time. Voilà:
But I ended up with this:

That's a sad pile of frogged yarn (and a promise to myself that I will never play jazz with a perfectly good pattern ever again).
Improv #1: I added an inch to the band, because my head is slightly...larger than average. ("It's all those brains," my mother would say.) I washed and blocked the band, as directed, to "relax the stitches." Well, my stitches must have vacationed in Tahiti, because the band ended up about 3 inches longer than necessary.
Lesson #1: Stick with the pattern. If it says the finished product will fit your huge cranium, don't add extra stitches for insurance. Oh, and it wouldn't kill you to do a gauge swatch once in a while.
Improv #2: I picked up an extra 8 stitches (enough for an extra set of decreases) around the edge of the band for the crown. (That should be big enough!) I stopped picking stitches up about 2.5 inches before the end of the band so when I joined the stitches in the round, there would be a tail left over. (That should take up those extra couple inches on the band! And I'm sure I can engineer it into some sort of pseudo-flap for the buttons!)
Lesson #2: If something is too big to start with, fancy footwork probably won't save you. Unravel and start over before you're in too deep.
Improv #3: I read the moss stitch pattern repeats wrong and alternated P1, K1 and K1, P1, rather than doing two rows of one, then two rows of the other. (Oh, well, who cares if the first two rows are wrong? I'll just start fresh from Row 3!)
Lesson #3: Read the pattern repeats at least twice before you start. Before. Not after.
Improv #4: I plowed into the crown decreases even though I hadn't ended my moss stitch on the correct row. (Well, Row 1 is close enough to Row 3!) Since my moss stitch was off, the decreases looked weird and the texture devolved into chaos. I might also have purled when I was supposed to knit, and knitted when I was supposed to purl, in few places.
Lesson #4: Start over now, before you have to wear this monstrosity in public.
So, I gave up. The hat is now frogged, and I have plans to start over with fresh yarn and a new appreciation for careful pattern following.
I hope your knitting projects are going better than mine!































