Did you know Agassiz, BC, is the heart of Sasquatch country?
I sure didn't.
It's true. My friends from Tourism BC told me you can go on Sasquatch tours there, and there are some gnarly details you just can't ignore.
This was after they wound me through the luscious Fraser Valley, filling me to the brim of Fraser Valley fresh corn, hazelnuts, salmon, wine, and artisanal cheeses.
Then they took me to the Rowena's Inn for a feast of fresh Fraser Valley corn, hazelnuts, salmon, wine, artisanal cheese, grass-fed beef and local strawberries.
I rolled into my cabin room at Rowena's, nestled among the Douglas Firs and mountains. Alone. At night. And remembered the Sasquatch. And I realized, should he come through the window to attack, I was too full to defend myself. And this is what I imagined all night long in my food-filled delirium.
