Are you a frequent flyer? Are you tired of hearing the required safety speech over and over? Do you wish they would kick it up a notch? Well, I think Southwest flight attendant Marty Cobb did just that. She began the mandatory safety speech by saying "Can I pretend to have your attention for just a few moments? My ex-husband, my new boyfriend and their divorce attorney are going to show you the safety features aboard this 737 800 series. It's been a long day for me." [HTML1] She delivered her speech, followed protocol and had everyone in stitches at the same time. Sometimes you just need to add a little pizzazz to the mundane necessities of everyday life. My favourite part: as one of her fellow flight attendants displayed the yellow life vest, Marty joked “In the highly unlikely event that the Captain lands us near a hot tub, everyone gets their very own teeny, weeny, yellow Southwest bikini.” I'm pretty sure there were far fewer crabby passengers on that flight to Salt Lake City that day. Brilliant!