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The funny things kids say

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The funny things kids say

Kids say the funniest things, don't they? At times they have us rolling on the floor with laughter and other times they cause us to stop and think. Here are a few quotes from my nearest and dearest little friends that are both funny and insightful.
"I can't read, but I know cookies!" – Morgan, age 6, after being questioned about how she knew the difference between oatmeal raisin and chocolate chip cookies when she couldn't yet read. "Mommy, my tummy has a headache." – Mackenzie, age 3 "Giving up is an opportunity of darkness." – Hailey, age 7, after her sister said she was giving up on a puzzle. "Why is the band called Queen if they are all boys? They should be called Kings." – Ella, age 7 "Ahhh... I need to relax." – Cillian, age 3, as he jumps on the sofa. Did I mention he's 3? "You're a bum-bum face."– Alyssa, age 4, as told to her older brother after she had asked her mom if bum was considered a bad word. "Superman, I'm on my way." – Tristan, age 4, after hearing a crash in the other room. "My taste bugs aren't working very well." – Morgan, age 6 "Mom, Tristan coughed all over the couch. Now we have to fertilize it." – Hailey, age 7 "Do these have nuts? Because I'm allergic to penis." – Mackenzie, age 5, after being offered a treat at a friend's house. She has a peanut allergy. "Don't worry, I left some for the fish." – Amy, age 7, after taking a long drink at the water fountain.
What about the little people in your life? I'd love to hear all about the funny things that come out of their mouths. Please share them in the comments box below.
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