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10 corny travel jokes to beat the back-to-school, end-of-summer blues
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10 corny travel jokes to beat the back-to-school, end-of-summer blues
Travellers say the funniest things!
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No one is immune to the end-of-summer, back-to-school blues. Nor is anyone I know immune to cornball jokes. Whether you're 12 years old or 32 years old, the arrival of Labour Day Weekend usually signals the end to carefree sunny days and a return to the more serious stuff of life. I'm no different. I was whinging to a fellow travel writer earlier this week that the shortening of days means we could all use two things: (a) a good dose of natural vitamin D (oh, farewell summer sun); and (b) a good dose of humour. She responded with this corny joke: "Have you ever experienced that feeling of deja moo? The feeling that you've heard this bull before." Yuckah, yuckah. BadoomBang. I guffawed. She snorted with laughter. For some reason, travel (and travel writers) seem to spawn an inordinate number of corny travel jokes.![laughter](https://m1.quebecormedia.com/emp/cl_prod/canadian_living-_-ff0ecb9e-9210-413d-9096-1a2f5fd545f5-_-Its_so_funny-600x397.jpg)
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Here are 10 more funny travel quotes to help you spread the joy – and beat those end-of-summer blues: 1. "Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo." – Al Gore 2. "Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know – because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be beautiful." – Lewis Black 3. "The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." – Britney Spears 4.. "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." Reply: "Good. You see where they go and I ll find out where they came from." 5. "France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper." – Billy Wilder 6. "Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything." – Steve Martin 7. "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.'" – Mark Twain 8. "On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing." – Lewis Grizzard 9. "Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river. – Old Haitian Proverb 10. "Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." – Charles Kuralt Do you have a fave travel joke? Post it here! Make me laugh.
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