The Daily Beast takes Kate Middleton to task for not having weights stitched in her skirt, due to a recent "Marilyn Monroe moment." Adding curtain weights to a skirt's hem is a solution for sure, I guess. Thanks for the tip, Tom Sykes. But I have to tell you that if the Duchess of Cambridge only ever suffers from her skirt blowing up, she'll be a lucky -- and nanny-having -- mom. Here are some really immodest things I have done in service of my kids:

• Used my coat to catch the err, results of a sudden stomach flu. What do you do after you've caught, is the real question.
• Crawled under a bathroom stall door to retrieve my son. In the men's washroom.
• Had my toddler stop his slip out of my arms by catching himself on my button-up-the-front shirt, which popped most of the buttons at once.

And that's without going into the whole breastfeeding experience. I think we could all just pretend it never happened. What's been your most embarrassing kid/clothing combo moment? (Updated: Photo with the malfunctioning skirt in question. -Ed. Photo credit: Keystone Press)