The Daily Beast takes Kate Middleton to task for not having weights stitched in her skirt, due to a recent "Marilyn Monroe moment." Adding curtain weights to a skirt's hem is a solution for sure, I guess. Thanks for the tip, Tom Sykes. But I have to tell you that if the Duchess of Cambridge only ever suffers from her skirt blowing up, she'll be a lucky -- and nanny-having -- mom. Here are some really immodest things I have done in service of my kids:
- Used my coat to catch the err, results of a sudden stomach flu. What do you do after you've caught, is the real question.
- Crawled under a bathroom stall door to retrieve my son. In the men's washroom.
- Had my toddler stop his slip out of my arms by catching himself on my button-up-the-front shirt, which popped most of the buttons at once.